Saturday, 24 January 2015

Woman sees package, gains 50 pounds.

Woman sees package, gains 50 pounds.

Canadian MGTOW Flying Circus:  Episode 1
Canadian MGTOW Flying Circus:  Episode 1

The Video

Video Transcript

This is Canadian MGTOW.  Having fun, and not giving a shit...

Welcome to my first "Canadian MGTOW Flying Circus" Video.  This will be the first in a series in which I will look at the lighter side of life.

Today's video is called, Woman sees package, gains 50 pounds.

No, this is not a story about a woman joining "the cake of the month club."  This is a real news story from Britain in which a man was found guilty of having sex with a mailbox.  I guess he either took the slang term box literally, or perhaps British women are uglier than those on Coronation Street!

45-year-old Paul pleaded guilty to two counts of indecent exposure, and using threatening and abusive words. Witnesses saw Paul pull down his pants and publicly insert his penis into a mailbox.  The prosecuting  attorney, Kate, said Paul walked over to the mailbox and quote "started to make sexual advances towards it." un-quote.

Paul's attorney said his client understood that he left witnesses disgusted and ashamed. I'm not sure why witnesses would be ashamed,  it wasn't their package on display.  Anyhow, Paul received 12 months of community sentence with a requirement for alcohol treatment.   He was also ordered to pay £150 (approximately $275) in court costs, and a £60 victim surcharge.  No word if the mailbox  received this money.

Of course, I cannot end this video without the gynocentric element of the story.   Paul was also ordered to pay £50 (approximately $92) in compensation to the victim.  No, not the mailbox, but a woman who simply witnessed the sex act.  Hence, if you are a woman in Britain, and you see a package, you will gain 50 pounds!

So the woman, who has probably seen a penis before, gets paid money, while poor drunk Paul gets to sign the sex offenders registry. No word on how the mailbox is doing, nor any mention of its victim impact statement.

This concludes this video... If you enjoyed it, please comment, rate, and subscribe.  Thank you. This is Canadian MGTOW, signing off! Save yourself! Go MGTOW...

And don't screw a mailbox.

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