Friday, 26 September 2014

Emma Watson UN Speech Translated to MGTOW

Emma Watson UN Speech Translated to MGTOW



Hello, this is Canadian MGTOW.  Having fun! and not giving a shit!

On Saturday, September 20, British actor and Goodwill Ambassador for U N Women, Emma Watson, gave a moving speech about gender inequality and how to fight it. In doing so, she launched the He-For-Servitude initiative, which aims to get men and boys to pledge to join the feminist fight for gender equality.  Oh... who am I kidding.  Really!  This is just lipstick on a feminist pig. The same ideology that calls anyone critical of it a misogynist pig. The same aborted fetus from the womb of political correctness and cultural Marxism.  TJ Kincaid once said, "Feminism is the idea that we can make both sexes equal by focusing solely on the issues of one of them."

What follows is, Emma Watson's speech, but edited from a MGTOW perspective.  I hope you enjoy it as much as I did making it.  As the old adage goes, it's funny because it is TRUE!

Today we are launching yet another anti-male campaign called for He-For-Servitude. I am reaching out to you because we need your money. We want to end gender inequality, and to do this, we need everyone indoctrinated. This is the first campaign of its kind at the joke called the UN. We want to try to mobilize as many men and boys as possible to be blamed. And, we don’t just want to talk about it. We want to try and make sure that it’s made into a draconian law.

I was appointed as Goodwill Ambassador for UN Women six months ago. And, the more I spoke about feminism, the more I realized that fighting for women’s rights has too often become synonymous with man-hating. If there is one thing I know for certain, it is that this has to stop because I am butt hurt.
For the record, feminism by definition is the belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities, minus the responsibilities for women of course. It is the theory of political Marxism, economic Marxism and social Marxism under the veil of equality of the sexes.

I started questioning gender-based assumptions a long time ago. When I was 8, I was confused for being called bossy because I wanted to direct the plays that we would put on for our parents, but the boys were not because they didn’t get all moody, stamp their feet and push people around. When at 14, I started to be sexualized by certain elements of the media. When at 15, my girlfriends started dropping out of sports teams because they started to crave cock. When at 18, my male friends were unable to express their feelings, after we had sex for the first time and I told them I loved them. Awkward! So Awkward.

I decided that I was a feminist, and this seemed uncomplicated to me… I am a fem, I is myself, and nist is just 4 extra characters. But my recent Google research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as man-hating feminists. Apparently, I’m among the ranks of millionaire women whose expressions are seen as too strong, too aggressive, isolating, and anti-men. Unattractive, even… and we all know that I am HOT, HOT, HOT.

Why has the word that demonizes men, and makes women victims become such an uncomfortable one? I am from Britain, and I think it is right I am paid the same as my male counterparts, much like any woman in practically any workplace. I think it is right that I should be able to make decisions about my own body… like being able to abort a baby up until its first birthday.  I think it is right that women be involved on my behalf in the policies and decisions that will affect my life… because a prerequisite for policy creation and decision making is a vagina. I think it is right that socially, I am afforded the same respect as men who have earned respect
But sadly, I can say that there is no one country in the world where all women can expect to see these rights. No country in the world can yet say that they achieved gender equality. These rights, I consider to be human rights, and that’s why there is fem in feminism.

My life is a sheer privilege because my parents didn’t love me less because I was born a daughter in the patriarchy. My liberal acting school did not limit me because I was a girl who would play female roles. My mentors didn't assume that I would go less far because I might give birth to a child one day; they know abortion is legal in Britain. These influences were the clueless gender equality ambassadors that made me who I am today. They may not know it, but they are the inadvertent feminists that are feminizing the world today. We need more of those manginas.

And if you still hate the word, it is not the meaning that is important. It’s the idea and the female entitlement behind it, because not all women have received the same rights I have, like acting in many Hollywood movies. In fact, statistically, very few have acted in Harry Potter movies!

In 1997, Hillary Clinton made screeching noises in Beijing about women’s rights. Sadly, many of the things that she wanted to change are still true today. She has been ineffectual for 17 years, but I will still vote for her because she has a vagina.  But what stood out for me the most was that less than thirty percent of the audience were manginas. How can we impose change in the world when only the superior half of it is invited or feel welcome to participate in the anti-male conversation?

Men, I would like to take this opportunity to extend your formal invitation to the kids table. Gender equality is your issue, too. Because to date, I’ve seen my father’s role as a parent being valued less by feminists, despite my need of his presence as a child, as much as my mother’s. PS… they wanted me to cut that line out, because we are indeed strong and independent black women that need no man!  I’ve seen young men suffering from mental illness, unable to ask for help for fear it would make their feminist girlfriend really go nuts, and cut off his dick.  Loll, that’s still funny! In fact, in the UK, suicide is the biggest killer of men between 20 to 49, eclipsing road accidents, cancer and coronary heart disease. Feminism needs you to pressure Life Insurance companies to pay out on suicides, to the very causes of that suicide! 

I’ve seen men made fragile and insecure by a distorted sense of what constitutes male success, when women cast them aside for being too short or making less money than her. Men don’t have the benefits of equality, either. They still can’t bear children for us women.

We don’t often talk about men being imprisoned by gender, but I can see that they are, and that when they are free to do female jobs, things will change for women and they won’t have to work anymore. If men don’t have to be aggressive in order to be accepted, women won’t feel compelled to be respectful. If men don’t have to control, women won’t have to be accountable.

Both men and women should feel free to be sensitive girls. Both men and women should feel free to be strong (but not the masculine kind of strong). It is time that we all perceive gender on a blurry screwy spectrum, instead of two sets of opposing ideals... we can all be GIRLS! If we stop defining each other by what we are not, and start defining ourselves by who we are, we can all be GIRLS, and this is what He-For-Servitude is about. It’s about female freedom.

I want the male end of the gender spectrum to take up this mantle so that their daughters, sisters, and mothers can be free from work, but also so that their sons have permission to venerate and worship women too, reclaim those man-servant parts of themselves they abandoned, and in doing so, be a more true and complete version of man slaves.

You might be thinking, “Who is this Harry Potter girl, and what is she doing speaking at the UN?” And, it’s a really good question. I’ve been asking myself the same thing but the femifascists promised they would release my family after this speech.
All I know is that I care about these problematic men, and I want to make them better. And, having seen what I’ve seen, and given the chance, I feel it is my responsibility to say something about these problematic men.

I couldn't find an intelligent feminist quotes, so I will have to use Statesman Edmund Burke's quote out of context, “All that is needed for the forces of evil to triumph is for good men and women to do nothing.” Men, I ask you to do nothing. Shut up.
In my nervousness for this speech and in my moments of doubt, I told myself firmly, “If not me, who? If not now, when?” If you have similar doubts when opportunities are presented to you, I hope those words will be helpful. Because the reality is that if we do nothing, it will take seventy-five years, or for me to amass $100 Billion, before women can expect to be paid the same as men for the same work at the same throughput. 15.5 million girls will be married in the next 16 years with prenuptial agreements. And at current rates, it won't be until 2086 before all rural African girls can have a secondary education, unless we get lucky and the ignored Ebola crisis worsens.

If you believe in equality, you might be one of those inadvertent femifascists that I spoke of earlier, and for this, I applaud you for joining the politically correct leftists. We are struggling for a deceptive, innocuous word, but the good news is, we have a feminist bowel movement. It is called He-For-Servitude. I invite you to step in it, to be seen and to ask yourself, “If not serving her, who? If not serving now, when?”

The collection trays will be coming around.  Thank you very, very much.  And one last thing.

 Apple will be making my first record album free on iTunes today!  My first single is called "Misogynist Pig!" It will be a duet with Ban-Key-Moon, and feature my band, Menstrual Cycle!  Speaking of leaks, my album will be called, "Support 3 Menstrual Sick Days per month, paid!"  All proceeds will go to victims of celebrity nude photo leaks, and rehabilitation of men that masturbated to those photos. You can also donate online at Men bad, Women Good, dot com.

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